The Bravefart


This is what the Scottish consider more of an insult than the fingers...

This is what the Scottish consider more of an insult than the fingers...

What Brod (the naughty person dropping in) doesnt realise is that  Al isn’t too impressed with the fade he is doing on the normally friendly Scotsman. At first glance you maybe forgiven for thinking that Al is just pulling a hands behind the back soul arch and going “ah well..”. But I have done some research down at the library and discovered that Alan is actually busting out the mutha of all insults on Brod. Translated from the ancient Scottish tounge this brazen insult is simply called ‘The Bravefart’. In the olden days when the Scots were waring against England they would capture an unlucky Pom ,tie him up, then a couple of hours after the whole clan had devoured multiple kg’s of ripe haggis they would then repeatidley ‘cup fart’ the poor sod until he passed out. Nowdays the simple act of placing two hands behind your back, like Al is demonstrating, is the same as giving the fingers to someones face. When I hit Al up about it he muttered something about kilt lifting and Mel Gibson and stormed off. So next time you see someone pulling a soul arch behind your back as you burn them know what’s really going on….

Come on guys leave Al alone. Roley looks like he's about to get a bit of Karate Kiltman action served up by Al on this one!!

Come on guys leave Al alone. Roley looks like he's about to get a bit of Karate Kiltman action served up by Al on this one!!

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