In Breaking News!!!!


Can you say 'Liquid Diet'...with your jaw wired shut.

Can you say 'Liquid Diet'...with your jaw wired shut.

What started out as a romantic evening for one with Simo on the red wines ended in a not so romantic rendition of fight club on friday night. While the assaliant that hit Simon still remains at large, all that is known is that the deft blows resulted in a double fracture of the jaw bone for the poor lad. Through a wired up mouth, Simon had this to say ,”mfmmfff rrarrraa mmmmf ra re runched me rand ra rexrays show too fwactures, rand now I can rownly hav swoop to eat”.

Simon jabs the lip almost as hard as his attacker.

Simon jabs the lip almost as hard as his attacker.

Kids With Talons, Nanda Ormond, was at a party the following night and was helping Simon peice together the previous nights attack,”One of these guys came up to Simo and said ‘ Bro! You took two of the gnarliest hits to the head bro, and bro you didn’ even fall over, farkin che bro , solid shit!Yo da man!'”. While gettin’ mad props from the lads for not falling over may do wonders for his ego, I’m sure Simo would love to be pouring all his undiluted Maggie Gourmet soup mixes down the king-hitters throat then making him eat dry weetbix with a stale tuna fish milkshake as a chaser…

Through clenched teeth Simon says "Anybody for layback tequilla shots at Pinky's Bar n Grill?"

Through clenched teeth Simon says "Anybody for layback tequilla shots at Pinky's Bar n Grill?"

DiggaSurf reckons there is a moral to this story, “Unless you can duck a punch quicker than you can say ‘mortgagee sale and frosted glass’ , then never drink red wine and Beam and hit the bright lights of Whanga”. Simon Says….Never again.

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One Response to In Breaking News!!!!

  1. Nanda says:

    It seemed like everyone knew what had happened but us, that night. I haven’t seen the movie, The Hangover, but I’m pretty sure it was exactly like that.

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